A man goes golfing with his friend, Harry. He arrives home several hours late.

His wife asks,"What took you so long?"

He replies,"Oh, Ethel, it was a horrible afternoon! On the third hole, Harry had a heart attack and died on the spot!"

Ethel says,"Oh, darling! It must have been awful for you!"

The husband replies, "It was hell! Fifteen holes of 'hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry...'"