A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.

"Well, darling," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language...stuff I'd never heard before...really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come and get me and take me home...PLEASE MOTHER!"

And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.

"But, Darling," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"

"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME AND GET ME, PLEASE!"

"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset...tell mother the 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother...words like DUST...WASH....IRON...COOK..."