St Peter gets fed up with standing at the pearly gates and giving or denying access to Heaven so he goes to Jesus who offers to take over for a while.

A man comes up to him.

"I'm looking for my son." he says

"And who are you" says Jesus

"I'm his Father; well not really." says the man

"What do you do?" asks Jesus

"I'm a carpenter; well not really" says the man

"And does your son have holes in his hands and feet?" asks Jesus excitedly.

"He does!" shouts the man

"DADDY!" shouts Jesus

"PINNOCHIO!" shouts Geppetto