A man went into a sports shop where there was a young girl serving at the counter. "Can I have a packet of condoms please". "Pardon," asked the girl, more than a little bemused. "A packet of condoms please" replied the man. "You know, a pack of three, something for the weekend." "I think you've come to the wrong place sir. This is a sports shop." She answered. "Right, I'd like to speak to your manager." The girl went to her manager and told him that there was a bloke in the shop asking for condoms. "I'll sort this out!" He replied. The manager approached the man. "My assistant tells me you want To buy a packet of condoms sir?" "Thank goodness you're here," replied the man. "It was so embarrassing.......really, I'd like to buy a Welsh Rugby Shirt!"