A man went into a sports shop where there was a young girl serving at the counter.

"Can I have a packet of condoms please".

"Pardon," asked the girl, more than a little bemused.

"A packet of condoms please" replied the man. "You know, a pack of three, something for the weekend."

"I think you've come to the wrong place sir. This is a sports shop." She answered.

"Right, I'd like to speak to your manager."

The girl went to her manager and told him that there was a bloke in the shop asking for condoms.

"I'll sort this out!" He replied. The manager approached the man. "My assistant tells me you want To buy a packet of condoms sir?"

"Thank goodness you're here," replied the man. "It was so embarrassing.......really, I'd like to buy a Welsh Rugby Shirt!"