It was the last day at school in the outback before the summer holidays and the teacher says that she would like all the pupils to come up with a little rhyme about themselves and what they want to do in the future.

After about 30 minutes, the teacher asks who would like to go first, one boy stands up and begins.

"My name is Dan, when I grow up I'm going to be a man and travel in a van to Japan, Maybe!

“Very good,” the teacher says, “anyone else;” another boy stands up and says.

"My name is Stan, when I grow up I'm going to be a man and travel with Dan in the van to Japan, Maybe!"

"Very good," the teacher replies, "how about a girl?"

Then a little girl stands up and says. "My name is Amy, when I grow up I'm going to be a lady and have a baby and travel with Stan and Dan in the van to Japan, Maybe!"

"Very good," the teacher says, "one more?"

A Sheep shearers little boy at the back of the class stands up and says. "My names Buck and I don't give a f*ck about Stan and Dan in the van going to Japan, I'm gonna give Amy that baby, not maybe, I f*cking am!"