A bloke goes to the doctor's to get his test results and the doctor says, "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?"

The man, slightly upset ask's for the bad news first.

"I'm afraid you only have a few days to live."The patient bursts into tears.

"What about the good news?" He sobs. "Can you cure me?"

"No," says the doc.

"But you know my secretary out in the waiting room? The one with the tight white lab coat?"

The patient nods. "The one with the big tits? She's stunning" he asked with a slight gleam in his eye's.

"Well," say's the doc, "I'm ploughing her every lunchtime."