Three boys were arguing whose dad was the fastest.

The first says, “My dad finishes work at 5:00pm and sprints ½ mile and always catches the 5:02 bus home.”

The second says, “My dad finishes work at 5:30pm and gets on his bicycle and pedals 5 miles and arrives home 15 minutes later.”

The third boy says, “That's nothing, my dad works for the Council, he doesn't finish until 6:00pm but he's in our house drinking beer at 3:00.”