Just a short story about loyalty in marriage...

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he began to wake up, he motioned for her to come closer.As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears."Whilst I've been lying here I've come to realise that you have been with me through all the bad times in my life. When I got fired, you were there. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot by a stray bullet, you were there. When fire broke out and we lost the house, you right here. When my health started to fail, you were still by my side...

You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're a bleeding jinx, so f*ck off and leave me alone."